This was sent to me email today from a friend in Australia. I suppose it's really what someone else thinks Jeff Foxworthy (the US Southern 'hicksville' comedian) might say about Mormons....
This is some humor for all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon, that may live in Utah, that may have lived in Utah or have heard about Mormons.
If all your dishes and serving dishes and bowls have your name written on them with masking tape...You might be a Mormon.
If you postdate your cheques in the cheque book while shopping on Sunday.... You might be a Mormon.
If you believe 'heck' is the place for people who do not believe in'gosh'...You might be a Mormon.
If your Mum was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception.... You might be a Mormon.
If you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts....You might be a Mormon.
If you think a bowl of jelly and ice-cream is one of the basic food groups......You might be a Mormon.
If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbour's house.......You might be a Mormon.
If you've ever written a "Dear-John" to more than two missionaries on the same day....You might be a Mormon.
If you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard....You might be a Mormon.
If you have one kid in nappies and one on a mission....You might be a Mormon.
If you have never arrived at a meeting on time....You might be a Mormon.
If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries....You might be a Mormon.
If you've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and TheGlory"...You might be a Mormon.
If you think it is all right to watch football on Sundays as long as adirect descendant of Brigham Young is playing... You might be a Mormon.
If you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you'redisciplining...You might be Mormon.
If you automatically assume that BYOB means, Bring Your Own Burgers... You might be Mormon.
If you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Pepsi...You might be a Mormon.
If you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there...You might be a Mormon.
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It kind of funny some of those things we do are true. It is good to take it all in humor! Where did you find that! LOL.
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